Jace

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Prepositions Poem
When I am, around people in my home at the park over my rainbow on my unicorn in my straight jacket, I feel like i am going isane :D o_0

Can I ever catch a break?
I have never had very good luck, Like when I almost died simply walking down the street, But this, this is the worst thing yet.

Blitscussion revision
I am reading Glass by Elen Hopkins and i chose to read it because i have already read Crank, which is the first book in the series, and i thought it was pretty interesting. This story is about a girl named Kristina, and when she slips away to her fathers house and meets her... other self who calls herself Bree. Later, Bree causes Kristina to go looking for what Kristina calls the monster, and in this adventure, I guess you could say, she gets pregnant with what she thinks to be her boyfriends kid. As it turns out, Hunter, Kristina's soon to be born child, is the result of her being raped. She keeps the baby, stays with her parents, and soon enough decides to visit an old friend. In the process she meets her friends boyfriend and apparently, her new dealer. I think that anyone who likes easy to read novels about people making dumb choices would like this book but I recomend it to anyone who enjoys reading.

I am recently finished reading, Glass , by Elen Hopkins and I chose to read it because I have already read Crank, which is the first book in the series, and I thought it was pretty interesting. This story is about a girl named Kristina, and when she slips away to her father's house and meets her... other self the tweaker version of herself who calls herself is soon named Bree. Later, Bree causes Kristina to go looking for what Kristina calls the monster, and in this adventure, I guess you could say, she gets pregnant with what she thinks to be her boyfriends kid. As it turns out, Hunter, Kristina's soon to be born child son, is the result of her being raped. She keeps the baby, stays with her parents, and soon enough decides to visit an old friend. In the process she meets her friends boyfriend and apparently, her new dealer. I think that anyone who likes easy to read novels about people making dumb ﻿ stupid choices would like this book but I recomend it to anyone who enjoys reading in general.

Extended Metaphor
Darkness is a mystery, She is filled wih unanswered questions, She is, Unknown, Unescapable, She's everywhere, Hidden in the deepest of corners, Where light dare not go, Running from him, Scared to introduce herself, So, She hides herself away in shadows and coners, Until he rests, And when the lights go out, Darkness Comes out to play.

Pieces of a Poem Poem
There's no room for shyness, Although it is the scariest thing i have ever done, Singing for a crowd is the best experience ever, Adrenaline rushes, My heart goes insane, Whenever I get up on that stage, Although I wish I didn't have to, I know I love it And I know, After, I'll wish i never had to stop.

Digital Vocab
Fluctuate: to change continually; shift back and forth; vary irregularly; jiggle Part Of Speech: Verb Pictures:

Rational: Jell-o represents fluctuation because it fluctuates whenever you move it linktributions:

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**//KABLOOMY//**
“Umm...captain... the ship is crashing.” “DA SKIPPER!! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Get in the escape pod...now” “But sir, we are light-years from our home planet and the pods only have enough food for 3 weeks” “Did i ask for your opinion!?!?!?? NOW GET IN THE POD” “Okay” Skipper said hastily as he walked to the pod deck “but can’t we just land on that Earth planet?” “I can, but you have failed me for the last time. Honestly how do you get a gas tank to fall off the biggest ship in space, when you’re getting me peanuts?” “Well you see, I-” “IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION YOU IDIOT!!!!!!! IN THE POD NOW!!!” Without another word and within mere seconds Skipper was in the pod and launched into space, “Thank the Gods that’s over,” Cap’n said to himself, “if i had to listen to that kids stupid conspiracy theories for one more minute, I’d have thrown him in the incinerator myself. Now, to land this hunk of- OH MY GOD!!” //__ KABLOOMY!!!!!!!! __//

“OH GAWD MY CARROT PATCH!!!” The farmer said getting in his car, ‘I’d better do what any sensible American would do in this situation... Get my gun!” Cap’n was seriously freaked out as he climbed out of the hole that his wrecked ship had made, and then the farmer pulled up

Oh my gosh an alien, the farmer thought to himself, I better think of something cool to say...“HEY YOU!!” Genius farmer, genius.

“Huh? aww look he thinks he’s people, shoo human! shoo!”

“Uuum, save me gun!”

**//__ BLOOM __//**

to the farmers surprise the bullet was caught.

“HEY! No! Bad human!” cap’n said, instinctively, he flicked the bullet back, but his superior strength sent it back at a force greater than that of which it came in the first place. “Now get back up and tell me you’re sorry... Human?... Huuman?... Ugh so this is why dad said i couldn’t have a cat, oh well i guess I’ll just fix my ship” Unfortunately cap’n’s whole purpose for this trip was to destroy the sun of this solar system and he had no experience with mechanics and he is soooo smart that he thought the bomb, was the ship’s control center. Now, before we go any further in this tragic tale, I need to remind you that the sun of solar system 90214 is alot bigger than Earth, and he’s tampering with a bomb... that was meant to blow up the sun, as you can tell this cannot end well... for the humans any way.

“Oh here’s the problem! These three wires were connecting two parts of the engine! Hmm...should i cut Red Blue or Green.... YES!! haha snip-”

** BO ** OOOOM

“You see son, no humans can get you in your sleep because your idiot uncle blew them all up. You can go to sleep now.” “Thanks daddy! Now I’m not scared of humans no mores!” And with that Snelgrove fell asleep and he never had nightmares about humans again.

**//__The end __//**