Brennan+B.

Brennan's //Squirrel Eating,// //Javelin Throwing, **Pants Button __Roasting__**// Portfolio
Throwin' Bricks since 1876

__POEM__ Don't eat Rocks, Even if they taste like Bacon, 'Cause they will cut your small intestines, and it will hurt.

__ANOTHER POEM__ When there is an explosion of cheese wheels on top of a mountain, they roll down and break windows and poison the river and hit people and feed homeless people but then they get hit and other homeless people crawl in the broken windows but they get hit too cause another cheese wheel comes in and the town lights on fire cause a cheese wheel rolled over a camp fire and fell through the the broken window and lights the house on fire then the homeless person jumps in the river but it's poisoned so he dies and all people put out the fire but the water was from the river and they all almost die in their sleep but the cheese wheels are magical and they cure poison and they all live. THE END